EDUCATION by Goodgulf "I still can't believe you still have caning at your school," Amy told her aunt over breakfast. "I don't set the policy," Jane replied. "But you send girls to the office, don't you?" Amy challenged. "That makes you a cog in the system." "No, it makes me a well-paid teacher," Jane retorted. "One with full benefits." "But still...." "Honey, I don't set policy -- I just follow it. If I didn't follow school policy, then I'd be let go and have to find a new job. Then I couldn't afford to play host to nieces visiting from America." Amy blushed a bit at that. When she had arranged this trip, she thought that her Aunt Jane would be done for the summer, but of course her school year continued on after Amy's college let out. Amy knew she was being a poor guest, but she couldn't let it go. "It's barbaric, that's what it is," she continued. "But you don't know what it is, do you?" Jane asked rhetorically. "You've heard the words but you don't really understand what it entails." "So?" Amy challenged. "So I can fix that," Jane informed her niece. "In my closet there's a school uniform that I wore last Halloween, and it should fit you. You could pass for a girl in the Upper Six, and I could fill out a note about you. Change into the uniform and drop by the school around noon, and you'll learn what six of the best feels like." "Like hell I will!" "Language!" Jane said. Before she left for work, Jane took the time to root around in her closet. "I left the uniform on my bed," she said as she walked out the door. "I won't need it," Amy protested. "Well, in case you change your mind it's there," Jane called back. ****************************** Alone, with nothing to do, Amy finally changed into the uniform, just to see herself in the mirror. Well, most of the uniform; she didn't feel like trying on her aunt's knickers, and the socks looked stupid to her. Gazing into the mirror, Amy tried to picture herself getting a caning, but couldn't. Having never worn a school uniform before, Amy thought she looked quite odd. "I wonder if Aunt Jane would recognise me in this," she muttered. Of course she couldn't visit the school at noon, but she could drop by when Jane got off work.... ****************************** That afternoon Amy found herself wandering the halls of an unfamiliar school. She knew that her aunt should be around the chemistry lab, but had no idea where that was. Passing girls that were dressed identically to her (except for the socks), Amy eventually stumbled across the main office and went in to ask directions. The woman behind the desk looked up at her and said, "Yes?" "Um, hi. I'm looking for my Aunt Jane. She teaches chemistry here." "Ah, yes. I'll just buzz you through." Amy was impressed; she didn't know that her aunt had her own office. Moments later she learnt from two muscular ladies that Jane did not have an office. She also learnt that being late for her noon caning meant that two more strokes would be added to the six. When they noticed her socks she learnt that each infraction of the dress code earned her an extra stroke, and two wrong socks meant two extra strokes. That led to a quick inspection, and, when they discovered her thong, there was talk about doubling her sentence, but a quick bit of negotiation kept the total at ten -- provided the offending article was removed and her skirt stayed up for the caning. Amy was still sobbing when Jane found her. Jane talked a bit to the two women, then bundled Amy out of the school and into her car before Amy remembered that she wasn't wearing anything under her school skirt. "It was horrible!" Amy sobbed. "How could you sentence a girl to that?" "Well, I don't." Jane said matter-of-factly. "I send then for six over their skirts and knickers, not ten on the bare. But don't worry; I worked things out." "You did? Are those women going to be fired?" Amy sobbed. "No, but next week you'll be going back and will find out what a proper caning feels like. Six of the best the way it's usually given." Amy didn't believe her aunt, but a week later she was back in that room and learning what a standard punishment felt like. ****************************** FURTHER EDUCATION by Imreadonly I really didn't think my punishment was fair, and I told Aunt Jane as much. "I don't see why I was held accountable for uniform infractions at a school I've never even attended," I said. "How was I to know what stupid socks and panties I was to wear?" Aunt Jane sipped her tea, as calm and collected as if we were discussing the weather. "As for the first part, you were attending the school, if only for the afternoon, and you were caned for your tardiness and poor attitude as much as for your uniform infraction. As for the second part, the fact that the panties and socks were left lying on the bed made it perfectly clear that they were part of your uniform, and, as such, were to be worn with pride." Pride! If I live to be 100, I will never forget the sinking feeling I had the first time I saw my image reflected in the mirror. The idiotic white knee socks and the bottle green skirt and blazer (complete with the school crest on the jacket pocket), made me, a 21-year-old American college student, look every bit the English school girl. "That's entirely the point, my dear," my aunt said, chuckling as she took another sip. "When you are in your uniform, you ARE a schoolgirl, subject to the rules, answerable to the adults, and under the command of the cane." But I WAS already an adult, and the thought of being treated as anything less was deeply humiliating. But it was, I confess, also strangely exciting? As if reading my thoughts, Aunt Jane said, "Perhaps your appearance in the Head's Office next week would be easier if you attended classes as a student. That would allow you to get to used to the uniform, and the rules, and, most importantly, the proper way of addressing your betters." I bristled at the word "betters," but in truth the whole idea was so shocking that, as soon as that momentary indignity passed, I simply stood staring at Aunt Jane, mouth agape. A week at school. In uniform. I'd take the bus, of course, and everyone would see me. The neighbors who had met Aunt Jane's sophisticated 21-year-old niece, Amy, would now have the pleasure of seeing the same young woman standing at the school bus stop in her school skirt and blazer. There would be the class work, of course, strange no doubt because it was English, and harder still because I was joining at the very end of term. And doubtlessly some of the other girls (and perhaps some of the teachers) might not like Americans. In a previous conversation, Aunt Jane joked about the large gang showers, which she had thought were more suited to a prison than a girl's school. I had always hated these sorts of showers, and now of course now I would face the additional indignity of parading my freshly striped bottom for the gym teachers and other girls to see. Doubtlessly my welts would invoke tremendous curiosity...and more than a bit of teasing. When I faced the headmaster next week it would not be as an American college student, or a visitor in a Halloween costume. I would be a schoolgirl, no doubt about it. A schoolgirl sentenced to six of the best. My voice was tremulous and halting, almost a whisper. "Should I change now?" I asked. Edited by C. Lakewood